Last Friday Night

“Weird Amy” is back again. I think this time the rhyming inspiration came from taking Matt to see Dr. Seuss‘s The Lorax. Anyway, hope you enjoy my tribute to our Friday nights and Katy Perry:

Last Friday Night [To the tune “Last Friday Night” by Katy Perry]
(c) 2012

There’s two children in my bed
A pug sitting on my head
Legos all over the room
Toddler riding on a broom
I don’t smell just like a flower
Really need to have a shower
Underwear on the TV
Slightly reeking of stale pee

(pre-chorus)
Only saving grace
Dropping both kids off
for school
Oh yeah
In the summertime
I just drink my wine
and drool
Yeah

(chorus)
Last Friday night
Yeah we ate up the Pop Tarts
Made a contest from our farts
Think they bathed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Running naked through the halls
Drawing pictures on the walls
Almost lost them at the mall
Last Friday night
Tried to sell them to the zoo
Toilet’s clogged with icky poo
What’s a mom supposed to do
Last Friday night
CPS is on alert
Is that ketchup on my shirt, irt, yeah
This Friday night
Do it all… again
This Friday night
Do it all… again

Need a sitter for date night
Children putting up a fight
Parents won’t help anymore
So I kicked them out the door
Crunchy stuff is in their beds
One is sporting brand new dreads
Caught the sitter try to bale
That was such an epic fail

(pre-chorus)
Only saving grace
Dropping both kids off
for school
Oh yeah
In the summertime
I just drink my wine
and drool
Yeah

(chorus)
Last Friday night
Yeah we ate up the Pop Tarts
Made a contest from our farts
Think they bathed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Running naked through the halls
Drawing pictures on the walls
Almost lost them at the mall
Last Friday night
Tried to sell them to the zoo
Toilet’s clogged with icky poo
What’s a mom supposed to do
Last Friday night
CPS is on alert
Is that ketchup on my shirt, irt, no…
But Friday night
Do it all… again
This Friday night
Do it all… again

L.M.A.O.
L.M.A.O.
L.M.A.O.
L.M.A.O.
L.M.A.O.
L.M.A.O.
L.M.A.O.

Last Friday night
Yeah we ate up the Pop Tarts
Made a contest from our farts
Think they bathed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Running naked through the halls
Drawing pictures on the walls
Almost lost them at the mall
Last Friday night                                                                                              
Tried to sell them to the zoo
Toilet’s clogged with icky poo
What’s a mom supposed to do
Last Friday night
CPS is on alert
Is that ketchup on my shirt, irt, no…
But Friday night
Do it all… again

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Heather
    Apr 27, 2012 @ 13:52:32

    Awesome Amy!! loved it.

    Reply

  2. Dawn J.
    Apr 27, 2012 @ 17:54:05

    Like I told someone else, you’re more than welcome to join me in my padded room…preferably Friday night?

    Reply

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